"Once upon a time there were three little moogles, and they lived very happilly.
But they were under the watchful eye of evil Tonberries that wanted to slice them up.

The moogles became aware of this, and decided to build a house in which to protect them against the evil Tonberries with their sharp knives.
The three little moogles, however, couldn't agree on building materials for their house, and so decided to build them seperately.

The first little moogle built his house from straw, and thought he was perfectly safe.
The Tonberry's knife, however, was much too sharp for the straw house, and sliced through it with ease, and so the little moogle ran to the next house.

This house the moogle had made of wood, and was much sturdier than the last house.
Unfortunately, it was still no match for the Tonberry's mighty knife, which sliced through the wooden planks just as easily as the straw house, and the two little moogles fled to the third house, built with bricks by the last little moogle.

This house did not slice open upon the attack of the Tonberry, and instead shattered the Tonberry's knife.
All the souls the knife had claimed from the Tonberry's famous 'Karma' attack were released, and consumed the Tonberry in a ironic twist of fate.

The three little moogles lived happilly ever after, safe in their little brick house from the onslaught of evil Tonberries.
-The End-"

My little bed-time story created for on IRC, got bored so thought I'd post it here.

Totally not weird am I.

For those who also have my LJ, yes I've totally posted it there as well, kill me 8D